tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68032652011-04-21T12:43:38.558-05:00Just a page made up of everyday observations and rants on the current status of the world.Wademshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11503480818651094564noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803265.post-41451720108555505382008-07-23T12:15:00.003-05:002008-07-23T12:18:14.571-05:00I went to play in the park.<br> I didn't get home until dark.<br> But when I got back I had ants in my pants<br> And my father was feeding the shark.<br> <br> I went to play in the park.<br> And I didn't come home until dark.<br> And when I got back I had ants in my pants<br> Dirt in my shirt, glue in my shoe,<br> And my father was tickling the shark.<br> <br> I went to sleep in the park.<br> The shark was starting to bark.<br> And when I woke up I had ants in my pants,<br> Dirt in my shirt, glue in my shoe,<br> And beans in my jeans and a bee on my knee,<br> And the shark was tickling my father.<br> <br> My father went off to the park.<br> I stayed home and read to the shark.<br> And when he got back he had ants in his pants,<br> Dirt in his shirt, glue in his shoe,<br> Beans in his jeans, a bee on his knee,<br> Beer in his ear and a bear in his hair,<br> So we put him outside in the ark.<br> <br> I started the ark in the dark.<br> My father was parking the shark.<br> And when we got home we had ants in our pants,<br> Dirt in our shirt, glue in our shoe,<br> Beans in our jeans, a bee on our knee,<br> Beer in our ear and a bear in our hair,<br> A stinger on each finger, a stain in our brain,<br> And our belly-buttons shone in the dark.<br> <br> So my dad he got snarky and barked at the shark.<br> Who was parking the ark on the mark in the dark.<br> And when they got back they had ants in their pants,<br> Dirt in their shirt, glue in their shoe,<br> Beans in their jeans, a bee on their knee,<br> Beer in their ear and a bear in their hair,<br> A stinger in each finger, a stain in their brain,<br> A small polka-dot burp, with headache tablets,<br> And a ship on the lip and a horse, of course,<br> So we all took a bath in the same tub and went to bed early.<br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6803265-4145172010855550538?l=wadems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wademshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11503480818651094564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803265.post-70839816333257450912008-01-23T22:40:00.000-06:002008-01-23T22:48:55.883-06:00I want one of these bad boys! <object width="400" height="334"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WaWoo82zNUA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WaWoo82zNUA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="334"></embed></object> Although I beg to differ with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_(current_format)" target="new">Top Gear</a> host <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson" target="new">Jeremy Clarkson</a>. As cool as the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Atom" target="new">Ariel Atom</a> is, nothing beats leaning a bike over on the gas with your knee dragging along the asphalt. I would also have liked to see a Suzuki GSX-R1000 or Yamaha YZF-R1 take on the Atom at the racetrack rather than a Honda CBR600RR. Liter bikes smoke 600s on the track.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6803265-7083981633325745091?l=wadems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wademshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11503480818651094564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6803265.post-25425510081289042412008-01-23T22:17:00.000-06:002008-01-23T22:29:01.502-06:00How about Kittie? <object width="400" height="334"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7Ej_-Dltw8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7Ej_-Dltw8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="334"></embed></object> Normally, I am an angry guy but there's nothing really irritating me right now. Maybe later. High five!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6803265-2542551008128904241?l=wadems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wademshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11503480818651094564noreply@blogger.com0